the signs in a horror movie

ARIES "this way", leads everyone to the killer right around the corner

TAURUS tries to eat a chip really quietly while hiding

GEMINI tells everyone to be quiet when they're the only ones talking

CANCER not being able to see through their tears, they run straight into the killer - head butting them unconscious

LEO runs into the bathroom in an attempt to hide, gets distracted by mirror, dies.

VIRGO "but guys if we live this is going to be so much to clean up"

LIBRA their inability to decide whether to turn left or right fast enough allows the killer to sneak up behind them

SCORPIO the one that brutally stabs the killer

SAGITTARIUS survives, writes a best selling book about their heroism

CAPRICORN after a dramatic physical fight they have knocked the killer out, but then they painfully fall down the basement stairs

AQUARIUS they manage to escape only to wake up upside down in a totaled car, facing the killer - sequel!!

PISCES realizes once the killer is gone that they're phone was in their pocket the whole time and they could've called the police.